Siberian Breaks

The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.

Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.

by MGMTtumblrfangirlKaci November 7, 2010

Siberian Husky

A demonic little creature who eats your shoes, pees on the floor, and sheds everywhere yet still ends up to be the sweetest dog you'll ever encounter.

Non-husky Owner: omG i looove huskys tehy are the BESTESTIEST dogs everrr

Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.

by Yogurt the Potato June 2, 2014

siberian ice

Vodka...if u will so call it that, sold in the city of madison, wisconsin. A 1.75 liter bottle costs less than a haircut, 3 gallons of gas, or a ZJ for that matter at 10$. The neutral grain spirits of the legendary bottle are not really even that neutral as the adjective suggests. Vodka is usually clear but siberian has particles floating in it noted to be the dead rotting remains of russian soldiers. Despite its cheapness it will make for many nites to remember as one stumbles into their shitfaced detox pitfall of doom.

God damn, i just took a 10 second pull off of that siberian ice, now i've got the wicked from all those dead russian soldier particles...so acidic.

by deef remington November 7, 2007

Siberian Sandstorm

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it

While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.

by Khalid A. January 5, 2011

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

Siberian Blast

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)

I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.

by Papachops June 16, 2020

siberia

A part of Russia to the East from the Ural Mountains. Siberia geographicaly is devided into two parts: Western and Eastern. Western Siberia is extremely rich in oil and natural gas. Eastern - in metals and diamonds. Climate is cold, drops down to - 50 C in winter. Summer is hot - up to 35 C. For the US residents: temperature is not in Farenheit. Russian people who live there are called sibiryaki. In Russia they are well known for big height and physical strength.

That guy is form Siberia. If I were you I wouldn't mess with him.

by Yury January 26, 2006