Shwoop

To rip, shred, or drive like a beast.

We shwooped our KTM 600 on the track all day!

by jota ce November 26, 2011

Shwoop

when a guy is a too chicken to actually ask you out so he slides in there and takes the role of boyfriend

Shwooped is like sliding in your DMs..but in reality.

by Gangsterp March 6, 2018

Shwoop

A person, place or thing whom consumes a concerning amount of lollipops and cuntcakes and has been awake since 'Nam due to their hobby of injecting methamphetamines.

Yo ya fuckin shwoop, are you alive?

by Whosyourtaddei January 27, 2020

shwoop

getting fucked in the ass by a guitar and having an orgasm from it

A person with a guitar in their asshole having an orgasm = that person is shwoop.

by scooby-doo November 16, 2007

shwoop

(1) (n). A type of sound, usually made by wind
(2) (adj) The way a piece of cloth, or hair (usually bangs) is formed; usually in a curling way that resembles the combination of a cowlick, curl, and a wave.

(3) That act of causing something (usually hair) to form a combination of a cowlick, curl, and wave.

(1) The enclosed air made a loud shwoop as the airlock opened into the empty space.

(2) The blue shwooping curtains illuminated the room so that it created an ambiance of elegance and swagger.

(3) After hours of combing my hair, I finally got it to shwoop in the right direction.

by Persian_ July 23, 2016

shwoop

Just the tip

No we aren't sleeping naked, you may shwoop me.

by Level💯 November 27, 2016

Shwoop

When pornography pops up unexpectedly in front of a group of people causing embarrassment.

"Bro it was super embarrassing!"

"Yeah man, it was a total shwoop!"

by 歐米茄耶穌 August 29, 2018