KTM

KTM 250 EXC, 200 EXC, 400 EXC, 250 XC-F-W, 250 SX, 950(s), every other KTM

by sooke_moto_4_ever October 26, 2006

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KTM

A european motorcycle manufacturer, similar to husaberg.
KTMs decimate all other competition including Honda, Yamaha, Kawasaki, and Suzuki. KTMs utilize superior engineering technology compared to japanese motorcycle manufacturers.

The RFS (racing four stroke) engine is one of the best engines KTM ever made.

KTMs are also very successful in getting even the ugliest men laid.

However extreme care must be used around other men as KTMs are known to cause other men to get hard-ons.

Girl: "OMG a KTM, it's so pretty I love it!"
Guy: "Want me to show you how to ride?"
Girl: "Sure, let's go!"

by ucanthavethisusername February 06, 2010

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Also known as KITM, it is short for the term "Kissing In The Moonlight" which is often used to describe sexual intercourse.

Gerald: Hey Byakuya. What did your mom do last night?
Byakuya: I don't know, she said she had somewhere to go.
Gerald: That's right. I invited her to have a McChicken with me and then I KTM-ed her
Byakuya: YOU DID WHAT-

by mirai.kogane December 09, 2022

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The legend one has never seen. He exemplifies the godliness in one. If you ever have any doubt on yourself just say ktm. Will give you instant confidence. He is the supreme deity in hindu culture.

I always pray to ktm. Everything else is false illusion.

by Ktmmmm November 21, 2021

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The abbreviation of "Kathmandu" capital of Nepal(Himalayan country located in South-east Asia, that borders Tibet). Where you can find the best people around. Plus sex, drugs, and alcohol is definately legal. GOD BLESS KTM!!!!

Dude: Man, where can I go to have a totally AWESOME, WILD, && FUN time??

Stoner: KTM MAN!!!! Also home to world's best Ganja, and you wouldnt get arrested for possesing it either. :

by honeyluvx October 12, 2007

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