Sheffield Slammer

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

sheffed

Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.

Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach

by Dontwatch May 23, 2016

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

shewfelt

v. To fist oneself to death while crying. Results in copious amounts of tears, blood, cum and feces.

Sorry my room is such a mess, Brian shewfelted here last night.

by Alex Silverman March 8, 2008

shoefly

1. noun. A lovable but confused player who kills his own teammates as often as he kills the enemy.

2. verb. To unintentionally tater one's teammate with a grenade.

I was just minding my own business on the balcony when he shoefly'd me with an hk69 :(

by bong0 February 11, 2003

Schweffing

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.

Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.

by Ballchops October 25, 2012

sheffield

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006