Shleck

The most common characteristics of a Shleck;

1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.

Andre: "Hey Shleck, can you use your Shlecky arms to change the channel?"
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."

by Fat Indian July 18, 2011

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .

by Barharhar September 11, 2020

Shecy

Something which is cheap and ugly.

What a shecy necklace.

by JettaJ November 1, 2007

shmeco

A idiotic yet funny person.

Hey dude Bob doesn't do his job right he makes lots of mistakes cuz hes always messing around he's a real shmeco.

by 00912345 May 3, 2021

shmece

1. a little bit of something
man, gimmie a shmece of yer sangwich.

2. ketamine
got any shmece?

hurtin for a shmece of vagina

by raptor rob May 30, 2006

SHMECKLE COPY MARK

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.

Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday

by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009