SHWAB

A SHWAB is a sexy hairy wise Asian beast often a very desirable person

My friend is a SHWAB as they are sexy, hairy, Asian and beastly

by Slothy 104 February 28, 2018

Shwag

1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.

1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.

by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004

Nigga Shwab

Short fat black guy with a chode

Gavin is a nigga shwab

by Jordan holt August 15, 2019

Shwable

The act of putting a males testicles over a female's nostrils and the male's penis into their mouth.

"Yeah... Shwable that bitch, she cant breathe can she?"

by Jared Byrne December 20, 2008

Lord shaxx

Shaxx was a hero of the Battle of Twilight Gap and led a counterattack against the Fallen that pushed them from The City's walls. He is a close friend of Commander Zavala, whom he fought beside during the battle.

Lord shaxx Is a Warrior

by Game mode 0 September 23, 2016

shwag

Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"

what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.

by stew February 7, 2005

Shwakup

One of the greatest to ever lay hands on a Xbox controller. A legend in the "Halo" world. His skill on the sticks are compared to Randy Moss in the NFL. His name is brought up along with other players like Zyos, The Ogres, Tsquared and others.

"Im not even gonna bother going to any MLG events in 2011." Why? "Because Shwakup is going to be there, and is obviously going to win every tournament" True

by Matt Leto April 29, 2010