shaking the can

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.

-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008

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Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

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Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

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Shaking and Crying

Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.

I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.

(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying

by dinobonoid June 18, 2009

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Shmacking up

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral

Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.

by BHPH November 9, 2018

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