Shwacket

A peice of clothing that looks like a sweater, but feels like a jacket.

Augustin's Zumiez Jacket is a Shwacket

by Band~man April 2, 2009

Shwakup

The word "nigger" in Persian.

I hate all these little shwakups running around looking like monkeys!

by T RUD March 31, 2009

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

Shwack

To kill a person

We have to shwack them before they shwack us

by Porkchop Actual October 10, 2014

shalkism

A person who displays fatal form of optimism.

"He keeps texting his crush even though she's not interested in him"
"That is a classic case of shalkism"

by thatsthewaymahiway July 5, 2021

Shalkal

Jamaican dancehall, artists, known for his metaphor track

Fan1:You hear the new Shalkal song? Fan2: Yeah, chune can gwaan.

by andytar September 2, 2021

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009