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Shuttlefucking

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
by HerrM October 1, 2009
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scatterfucked

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.
My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked
by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008
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Skutterbucket

the nastiest of nasty girls.Worse than a hood rat, a chicken head,skank,or a crack whore. Can usually be found in the projects. No personal hygiene, missing teeth, fake nappy weave/wig, will have sex with anyone,anywhere.
Ewww look at that skutterbucket ,she worse than that hood rat Shantiquana.
by adnama85 March 9, 2010
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shutthefuckupcakes

Invisible cupcakes you would verbally serve to a person who will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
"Hey motor-mouth, I just baked some SHUTTHEFUCKUPCAKES! Have one!!
by hellzlilangel July 28, 2015
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scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....
by bgates July 29, 2008
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Shuthefuckup

When you say “shut the fuck up” fast with your teeth clenched, generally when someone says something stupid or idiotic that they think is inspiring or meaningful.
Janet: “Earth without art is just Eh”
Nathan: “Shuthefuckup Janet, nobody fucking cares
by Lambrini July 25, 2018
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shudderfuck

When you think or hear of something so disturbing that you shudder but you shudder so hard you make sounds that resemble sex noises.
I told Abbey that Brandon lost his virginity over vacation and she shudderfucked.
by Katey B January 9, 2009
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