shurtle

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

by poopie mcgee June 12, 2005

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

shuttlefuck

a term used by a patron to describe a disgruntled public transit professional, a highly satisfying sexual position

e.g. "That same shuttlefuck missed my stop!"
e.g. "I need to stretch before we shuttlefuck again. Having one leg in the air like that is hard work!"

by miss marmar October 22, 2008

shuttlefuck

noun or verb
an orgy with a partner rotation system

hey this is a perfect guy to girl ratio... lets have a shuttlefuck!

by spencedub October 25, 2008

Shuttlefucker

Fuckery so huge, it could fit in a shuttlebus

New Year's Eve was a constant train of shuttlefuckery

by queeniesquotations May 29, 2018

Shurtle

A mix of a sheep and turtle. Can be used to say the someone who has curly hair is slow (speed not intelligence). Used as a nickname

Wheres shurtle?

Still on her way.

by Emerald Forest April 19, 2020