shurge

the undeniable urge for a massive bowel movement after consuming copious amounts of coffee

I just drank a venti mocha and now I'm feeling the shurge

by flyinchicken January 17, 2015

shurg

shurg--an uncontrollable spasm of the shoulders; a seizure-like shrug;

Distinctly resembles Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man on crack, twitching sporadically and muttering nonsense.

Or...another analogy would be Helen Keller having a heart attack inside an insane asylum...

Jon consumed a can of Monster, Red Bull, 5-hour energy, and cocaine all in one sitting. He started to shurg, convulsing wildly on the floor.

by Winnie The Muthafuckin Pooh July 17, 2011

shurg

shurg: developed from a combination of sure and shag: positively implying fidelity: a good, steady lay

"dude, your gf is the biggest shurg ever!"

by powder385 September 21, 2005

shurg

Surfing term used to describe a really sweet event. Could also be used in non-surfing situations as a non-expletive substitute for "fuck."

"Dude, that was one shurging wave."

"You are shurging awesome!"

by Erika April 23, 2005