Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

by prosperoust February 4, 2009

Statsify

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

Jake: Have you heard of Statsify?

Connor: No, what is it?

Jake: Well I know it's better than Statpixel

Connor: Yup.

by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020

Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021

pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

Tap it for stats

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.

Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats

by unwritten law March 19, 2004

hole stats

When a guy refers to the number of women he has slept with.

Angela asked Mike about his hole stats.

by MPTAZ December 6, 2016