Shrunken soldier

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.

I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

by Ryder "Danger" Sturt December 13, 2008

Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.

Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.

by Sham Danger January 30, 2015

Shrunked

Stoned and drunk

He's shrunked! He's stoned and drunk.

by DazudoPlayer July 19, 2012

shronkey

An offensive female. Based on the cartoon shrek, she is as ugly as shrek and as annoying as donkey.

Ewww...that girl is such a shronkey!

by bris campo May 28, 2008

shmunkey

poopy ass shitty ass lookin butt fuckin nigga

tycrellus is such a shmunkey on foe nem look at his ahh!

by shmunkey June 19, 2022

shunkey

short for shop monkey, someone who is lazy at work but acts like they do everything and the company would fall apart without them, having an underseved sense of acomplishment

that guy in acounting is such a shunkey

by rielhandy June 13, 2010

Shrunked

When you take a dose of psychedelic mushrooms and drink enough to be buzzed, you feel the effects of both and it is amazing

Anthony and his friends went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens while 'Shrunked'

Anthony made friends with the guy to his left and almost got in an epic fight with the guy in front of him while Shrunked

by Sydonious May 30, 2016