Scrumplet

A small, yet attractive, person.

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”

by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010

cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

shrumble

A coined term descibing a phenomenon which occurs when small, dried fecal matter attaches itself to the hairs surrounding the region pertaining to, involving, or near the anus.

Origins were derived from the English words, "shit" and "crumble".

The shrumbles left a dark stain in my underwear.

by Drew and Lauren October 17, 2006

Shrimple tax return

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.

I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

by TheDickSwordz March 31, 2023

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

did you see loren and steph being shrumpettes yesterday, haha yeah, wat a bunch of dirty shrumpettes

by + Steph =]. June 19, 2008

scrumpledina

A person who loves sugary delights such as candy, cake, cupcakes, frosting, bakery items, etc. A person with a strong sweet tooth.

Did you seriously just eat that jar of frosting and that box of peeps?!?! You're such a scrumpledina!

by Joshua Chabot May 18, 2010

Scrumple-Frillskins

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.

My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010