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by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020
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by xido November 7, 2004
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Being extremely stoked to shred.
Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.
Being extremely stoked to shred.
Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.
Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.
I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.
I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.
I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.
I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.
I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.
I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.
by ONeaZy March 7, 2012
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Get the best shockers mug.Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
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by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
Get the Scronker mug.On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
by Kr1574 February 21, 2009
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