Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019

soft shrock

A soft penis inside of a dry vagina

"He was soft shrock"

by Bestestbitcharound May 31, 2017

shockley

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

by Reknown February 11, 2014

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Arachnoleptic Shock

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.

Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"

by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

pog shock dart

A sexy deagle demon that absolutely makes everyone nut their balls out of how good you are.

Omg dan ur such a pog shock dart🥺

by kimik00 March 1, 2022