scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 14, 2013

shratnum

locally grown marijuana

down hur in tha double L we be smoking dat shratnum

by joose January 22, 2004

Scroat

/ skreut. adj. A person with no ambition to better themselves, happy to sponge off the state / welfare system. A social leech. Often of little intelligence or poorly educated, but unaware of their limitations. Occurs within all social age groups (they are living longer despite out efforts to poison with alcohol or tobacco). Often one family member may have held employment within local manual labour sector, and will endeavor to wash at least fortnightly. Their offspring however see no reason to contribute to society, except only to burden it further with their own ferrel inter-related produce.

Due to their social habits and needs scroats are often founds in groups or packs. They have complex interwoven family / community structures which are fiercely territorial. When not in their own social housing area the males can be found looking for anything of value not bolted down. Often congregate outside suppliers of cheap alcohol, betting shops, or post offices (when collecting their benefits). The females however favor pregnancy as a means to securing housing or greater financial income.

by daft-guy August 20, 2009

scroat fleece

hair in the pubic region

u r such a scroat fleece!

eeeew i got jam in my scroat fleece

he hasn't even got a scroat fleece yet!

by The Offender! May 6, 2005

scroat lobes

an unfortunate person who has ear lobes similiar to a dangling scrotum

"here, did u see the scroat lobes on that chap?!"

by just another manic monday June 7, 2009

Stroath

A word used to describe not only Oath and Truth, but also Strewth.

Australian slang at its strongest.

"This bloody drought is killing all my crops mate"
"Bloody stroath mate, maybe you should have not tried to grow them in Australia?"
"Stroath to that mate"

by Concerned Shitizen July 15, 2013

Scroaterboat

When one puts ones face in a scrotum and proceeds to motor boat

"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"

"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"

by Hairy Scroats May 6, 2013