white shriveledge

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears

When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge

by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017

Shriveled

It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.

Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled

by Chrisobell February 7, 2009

shrivle

A shrivle is either one or all of the below:
1. A slut
2. Sex-Obsessed
3. A girl who tries too hard

Friendly version:
1. A girl constantly talking with their friends about a guy who they want to have sex with.

"Shay, do not worry about it, she is just a shirvle!"

"I need Booty!" the girl exclaimed, "You shirvle," Her friend replied.

Friendly Version:
"Okay wodie have fun on your date, ya shrivle!"

by Zany Shay February 28, 2005

shrivley

Something long and scribbly

This scrumdiddlyumtious penis is so shrivley and long

by Shrivlemaster August 29, 2022

shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019

Shribledge

When you've taken too many party pills and your penis has decreased in size.

I went to the bathroom during a night popping pingas and my penis had a bad case of shribledge

by RosieNaci February 12, 2020