shrivelry

the point where the male genitalia is at its smallest due to cold circumstances or nerves

Her: Are you ready?

Him: I can't i have shrivelry

by B/M/S December 2, 2022

Shriveldickery

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

Swivelly Dingo

when you are caught mid coitus with a partner you should not be with. When you're in a situation and you somehow avoid a larger confrontation and escape

When after a few too many drinks your girlfriend catches you mid coitus with her identical twin sister and you leave via the window. "Oh you swivelly Dingo you! "

by JMRM January 19, 2021

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

shrivelskin

Strange and unique electronic music made by Mike and Jimmy that you can listen to on www.shrivelskin.tk

Lets go Listen to Shrivelskin

by ShrivelSkin October 29, 2004

Febby Sriwelly

A great girlfriend who sometimes acts like a bitch, is very clingy, and loud as fuck.

Febby Sriwelly is my girlfriend y'all better back off.

by Fugedyor Dæd. August 5, 2021