white shriveledge

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears

When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge

by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017

a steam-shovelled cunt

see Norman Sheun

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"

by endorphous January 13, 2004

Shriveled

It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.

Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled

by Chrisobell February 7, 2009

Shive/Shivel/Shiveled

Ummmm, I guess shove, shovel, and shoveled.

When the person can't talk and says: Shive that Shivel!!
Shive/Shivel/Shiveled is not okay

by Wolfie the boss June 8, 2021

shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019

Shrivered

The art of being told someone screwed you over after a long extended period of time, say, a decade with life altering news.

Schwarzeneggar totally "Shrivered" Maria Shriver.

My parents totally "Shrivered" me by telling me in college I was adopted.
I totally dropped a "Shriver" when I told the RNC that I was having gay sex with the leaders of the local Catholic Church.

by ChaztheMan June 11, 2011