Shreksexuals

People who feel a strong sexual attraction to a green orc named shrek who lives in a swamp.

after seeing the movie, my kids came out as Shreksexuals

by Redisitic July 6, 2021

steve shankster

A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.

"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."

by dragon. February 8, 2008

Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

sheister

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.

That used car salesman is a real sheister

by ajiggy November 25, 2003

Shrekqwerty

1. To think of shrek fondly

2. To have a phobia of shrek

1. I Shrekqwerty when i'm in bed

2. Broski stop, ur boi has a shrekwerty

by fjfbbfuirhgf October 11, 2018

Shmegster

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat

Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!

by Shmegs January 30, 2020

shreksgreencoochiehair

shreksgreencoochiehair is an amazing fb meme page. she is super nice and they post really funny stuff. she’s also really hot and i’m in love with their aesthetic.

jake: who is the best fb meme page?
ev: shreksgreencoochiehair obviously!!

by evswagmaster July 2, 2021