soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

by gramaticon July 21, 2008

Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.

I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.

by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011

silver strainer

a sexual act in which your partner creates an insicion in the scrotum and then has you teabag them, after which a testicle is sucked through the opening.

its illegal in all fifty states to give the silver strainer to anyone.

by corey kolvenbach August 1, 2004

fudge strainer

A defecation in a sink that strains into a urinal.

Fred had to go, but chuck left a fudge strainer.

by Masterp00per November 9, 2015

shriner club

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts. It means these niggas some clown ass dudes

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts.

by Stillpeddling April 21, 2017

Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017