Spooneuver

The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.

Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.

BAM - Spooneuver in process.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

Ryan Spooner

a really mean boy who farts on others

that Ryan Spooner is a real hoax

by the geest of the gee May 17, 2018

Street-spooner

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.

“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”

by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Spoonerism

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"

by Amalia Lylian September 13, 2011

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Spoonetrate

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.

Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"

by Bullshittt October 28, 2010