Shlunk

The sound a wet beanie makes as you pull it onto your head.

Dude Skeeter, when you put your beanie on it went Shlunk !!!!

by Roy Muntz January 13, 2009

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

Splunk

A mixture of spunk and splooge. This is formed by the combined semen during a bukkake session.

Dude, I can't believe she drank that glass of splunk after we blasted on her face.

by Raindance! August 29, 2014

shaplunking

to shaplunk- to shit in ones vagina

guy- OMG i feel a crap coming on
girl- you want to do it in my vagina
guy-whats that called?!
girl-SHAPLUNKING!

by Jonathan F. and Mike "Fitz" March 28, 2008

Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005

Splunkion

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

by Hamesiii January 1, 2009