splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008

shploink

the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside

is flatpants on the shploink again?

by sam jandwich January 27, 2022

splosiontits

A genre of movies which prominently features battle, fight or war scenes (explosions) and attractive females (tits).

Hey Chad wanna come over and watch a couple splosiontits flicks? I've got Iron Man 2 and Transformers 2 on DVD. Pick up a 12 pack of Natty Ice on the way.

by Bro Dimaggio June 1, 2010

splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

Dank-splosion

An effect caused by smoking a seed in a bowl(as in the bowl of a pipe,bong,zong,hooka,etc) where the seed explodes because it gets so hot when you are lighting the bowl-o-weed. This happens most commonly when you are smoking shake,shitty weed,or when you get skimped on a bag of weed by your dealer.
(For the slower people, its short for dank explosion and when you say it abbreviated it makes an "s" sound, not an "x" sound)

(person) Dude, Trevor sold us hella shitty weed. This is bullshit.

(friend) I know. There's bin like 8 Dank-splosion's already and we're not even half way through the bag.

by DaNk DaDDy January 4, 2010

Star-splosion

A better said and more straightforward way of saying SUPERNOVA.

"Look at that awesome star-splosion."

by Calder D. C. June 10, 2018

shamplosion

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.

"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"

by Charlotte V May 12, 2007