Shpappy

The word 'shpappy' means a state of utter happiness, but with a twist. When a person is shpappy their happiness is slightly overcome by spazziness.

Otis: I'm so SHPAPPY
Dorita: why??
Otis: Cos the reject gooseblob left me alone and finally took the hint that I don't like her. AT ALL.
Dennis: Lucky...
Otis: I KNOW!!! *dances*
Dorita: Whats your secret??
Otis: *taps nose* thats for me to know and for you to find out.
Dennis: You raped her didn't you?
Otis: *shifty eyes* No...
Dorita: LIAR!!! Gd one tho...

by Otis The Stripper May 21, 2008

Shlapper

A bomb ass song. Catchy asf, gets you litty titty!

"That song Fergalicious is a SHLAPPER!"

by aye_senia May 31, 2018

shlappy

A dirty old man

Wayne is shlappy pappy

by acm5 January 18, 2009

Shlapping

sleep masterbating in the shower

I must have been shlapping last night because feel amazing this morning.

by Shlapping May 1, 2015

shlapp

A slap that deals real life crit damage, done by hitting someone with flexed fingers pointed in. Very deadly. Can kill a man before he reacts, often used when someone saying some stupid shit.

"What did you just do to that man's face?" "I gave him the shlapp"

by JustaMercyTachanka October 16, 2019

Shlapper

A shlapper is another word for penis. word is used in the scentence "Shlob on your shlapper" refering to somone sucking your penis.

Shlob on your shlapper

by wenterprises June 28, 2010

shlapped

When you get slapped with a shlong

i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.

Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.

by bbyhippo May 15, 2018