slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

by nebbul November 9, 2016

Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.

I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

scowered

To look high and low for something.

I scowered the internet looking for that limited edition CD.

by hcar May 29, 2008

Showerer

A person that showers alot

A person that showers for comfort

A person addicted to showering

"WTH where you doing at 3am?"
"I was showering, i'm a showerer"

by nightdimness March 14, 2009

After Showere Shit (ASS)

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.

Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!

by WilBur77 August 2, 2011

ShOweren

A person named Owen who goes for a shower.

“Oh hey Owen how you doing” Said Neny. “I’m not Owen I’m ShOweren because I’m in the shower”

by Harlze200 March 24, 2021

SHOWERD

Moving towards the shower to find what LIFE is all about by eyeing the

correct SHOWWERD in the DICKTIONARY in order to turn on the FAUCET.

It is the PERFECT TRIUMPH of the NON PRUDES.

It is the merging of non vulgar AI with vulgar AI.

It is the solution in finding perfect ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

Awesome ALEX told me to move SHOWERD to rid my loneliness and have a climate change to deal with the day's trauma.

No PRUDES can ever go SHOWERD which is an impossibly, as so what the FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?

Did you hear the news today, FUCK NO!!!!, VULGAR AI just swallowed ALEXA next door .

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by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021