Rule of Shoe

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

Tennis Shoe Money

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.

What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

by Izri Simms March 1, 2011

shoe polish

The best way to kill a werewolf.

Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.

by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022

Big Shoe

A male with a large penis.

Oh my! Did you see the dude with the big shoe? His pants are bulging from it.

by Sweet Maple October 22, 2010

Shoe Pimp

A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).

Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!

Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.

by El Dizzle VIII, Jr. February 10, 2017

fufu shoe

A shoe that is fake af

Friend:Bruh he got the Jordan 6 all stars
Me:Bruh thats af fufu shoe

by Imadick19603 March 4, 2017

Shoe La La

The name of the store Michael Scott plans on founding. If created, it would supply shoes to men for "all the special occasions of there lives."

I'm going to Shoe La La to get some shoes for my wedding.

by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009