Sharttard

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

Shorthand

A style of typing that noobs need to stop doing because it's driving people mad with their insensitivity of using poor spelling. It's useful in school and college to get notes down faster, but a major cause for murder when used to talk to people on the internet. The people that usually use shorthand on the internet like AIM, MSN or whatever are usually people that don't know how to fucking spell or write clear sentences. It's rare if these people DO know how to spell. Also, it's fucking annoying having to squint at the computer screen trying to make sense of something that looks scrunched together or looks like it came from another planet. The English language is the 2nd most used language in the word. Please, noobs, try not to fuck it up with your annoying use of shorthand. It's driving the world insane.

Noob: yo, waddap dawg. hw u do n?
Human: I'm doing fine.
Noob: wna hnq out sumtym? lyk @ da moves?
Human: Ugh, I'm sorry can you please type regular? I can't understand.
Noob: i em typin rglar. izz sumtn rong?
Human: Oh, my fucking God... Your shorthand is killing my eyesight.
Noob: nah, chll homee. i got disz undah cntrl.
Human: What the fuck are you saying like seriously? You are giving me a fucking headache. I think I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage because of you.
Noob: wuts dat? bryn hamrge?
Human: Oh, my God.. That's it I'm out.

Human has left the conversation.

Noob: yo dawg? u der?
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by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

shittard

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

shorthand

stating lack of possibility, limited chances, sth beyond someone's power, sb. is unable to do something

From a movie dialogue list:
MAN: How about posting a guard outside of her house?
POLICEMAN: We're shorthanded.

by Kristoff11 November 22, 2007

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

Shertard

A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.

You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.

Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''

Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'

Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''

Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''

by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009

shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

by Lanarson June 26, 2009