Shorts
Regular sized cigarettes as apposed to 100's , usually purchased from a bodega in loosy form, commonly of Newport brand
Shorts by GlobalDreamer June 16, 2014
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shorts by hawiianchic October 1, 2012
Shorts
The remaining 10-20% of tobacco in a cigarette after the rest has been smoked.
Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.
Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.
*Person A is smoking a cigarette*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*
Shorts by phonaputer2 January 5, 2022
Shorts hero
When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.
Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.
Shorts hero by Greg Monahan December 21, 2007
Shorts September
This is where you must wear shorts in September. No Pants!! This is especially hard in places like Michigan where the weather usually sucks.
It's so frigid, I wish I could wear pants, but it's shorts september.
Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!
Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!
Shorts September by MalLovesShortsSeptembers!! September 28, 2009
Shorts 9/11
Shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
Wes: look at that guy over there
Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11
Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***
Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts
Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid
Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11
Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11
Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***
Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts
Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid
Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11
Shorts 9/11 by moleskinator August 16, 2009