shortly

a word tumblr staff likes to use, meaning forever.

We'll be back shortly.

aka ; We'll be back in three days , haha bitch you're forever alone.

by kateforwardxo.tumblr.com December 8, 2010

shortel

Worst fucking phone system out there. Piece of shit.

Wanna make a call well if it's Shortel to fuckin bad!

by Ip Phone god January 15, 2014

We'll Be Back Shortly

The greatest lie ever told.

We'll be back shortly
Tumblr users across the globe: BULLSH*T! -everyone breaks into tears-

by Ferris--Wheel April 4, 2011

Shortly

Under order of the courts shortly equates to a period of time no less then 24 hours

I will handle your issue shortly

by GriMo March 13, 2009

shortly

defined by Michael Houlette shortly is defined by exactly 2 mins and 34 seconds.

i will be back shortly.

by Ryan Devine January 18, 2005

Shortly

Shortly: A new measure of time initiated by the Roggy-folk of first generation north vanners. While ‘shortly’ could be determined to be classed as a small amount of moments; it could also be classified by unintended delays that could potentially take many moments. It is in fact an extended definition of the term ‘moment’ in of itself. Shortly: the opposite of Jiffy.

I’ll be there shortly.

by Oktherenow July 3, 2020

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012