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Shortcut Shame

The act of taking an apparent shortcut only to find the person or people you were trying to get ahead of speed past as you wait knowing you have suffered from some serious shortcut shame.

Invented in Pompey in 2011.
Johnny took the shortcut to avoid the traffic lights except he came to the junction to be stopped by a parked taxi and he sees all the cars drive on by. Tommy turns to him and says "wasteman that was some serious shortcut shame"
by PDizzleThe3rd June 29, 2011
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shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.
Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.
by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004
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Shortcut

A journey of a thousand miles starts with one "I know the shortcut!".
by sleep`walker May 30, 2011
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Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.
by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009
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Strawberry Shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.
I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!
by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020
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shortcake

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.
She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!
by VDeity June 30, 2007
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Strawberry Shortcake

Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.
What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”
by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019
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