Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017

Shincident

combination of the words shiny and incident where one is distracted by a shiny object for a short span of time.

I was just abo....sorry did you say something? I had a shincident.

by Flamewing March 7, 2008

Shitcident

Not neccesarily to shit one's self, a Shitcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some shit from your ass as you sit and later have to clean it up.

I had someone waiting on me in the lobby but I had a shitcident when I got to the room and I had to make them wait an extra 5.

by Goat Gut May 27, 2008

slapcident

The act of producing slap-stick style comedy, unintentionally.

Yelling 'blastoise' at the military cannons was the best slapcident ever!

by peaches and bear December 9, 2012

Shonfident

Shy and confident at the same time

Sally was very shonfident when she had to audition

by Shonfident January 27, 2015

shitcident

a shitcident is basically a shitty incident that happened either a while ago or just a few days ago. it could be something that stresses you out, annoys you, or you just don't want to talk about.

1: hey remember last week when you got ur dick stuck in a toaster
2: dude that was a total shitcident i don't wanna talk about that
1: woah okay ill chill

by twoodle on YouTube July 28, 2018

Shitcident

And accident or incident involving shit.

I'm running late because my mother had an epic shitcident.

by The Notorious Lizzy July 31, 2024