School Shooter

The person who lost a game of Kahoot

Person One: Why did this dude become a school shooter?
Person Two: Ever heard of Kahoot?

by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020

Pigeon Shooter

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.

“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”

by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020

shoot up the club

To cum inside a girl without a condom.

"Yo man, Katie's on the pill so when I hit that tonight I'm gonna shoot up the club."

by Phrasemaster October 2, 2013

i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014

I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

shoot your shot

To let go of your pride and pursue someone you are interested in

Friend: "He hasn't made the first move yet, so I'll have to shoot my shot and slide up into them DMs"
You: "Shoot your shot..?"
Friend: "Yeah, you know talk to him first."
You: "Ohhh, Good luck"

by AsPhat December 23, 2015

Shit shooter

A butthole

She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021