Shantelling

To greatly exaggerate the truth to a point in which the events become a parody of the reality they portray.

Shantelling would be. Ex. I saw a car crash happen right outside. Then two ninjas jumped out of the car and started fighting and helicopter came down and picked one of them up

by MakotoMakoto October 10, 2025

Francesco Shontelly

The assistant to notorious terrorist Al Shizaba. His weapons include a water gun that is sometimes loaded with hydrochloric acid and a corn cob that has been sharpened to the point where it can penetrate skin on contact (it is considered a lethal weapon by Victoria Police). He is responsible for the death of Victoria Police Officer Alex Ferguson, and is known for being poked in the eye by Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official.

"Francesco Shontelly was spotted in Geelong the other day."

"Geelong? What the fuck's he doing in bloody Geelong?"

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022