wonder showzen

mad hilarious mtv2 ish... Get ready to be offended and be laughing at someone else in the same moment. Like Guinness. BRILL- YANT!!!!!

i watch WONDER SHOWZEN and constructive criticism class is a breeze!!!!

by l ron April 21, 2005

ShMoZe

ShMoZe is one of the best Halo 2 professional gamers to ever live. Joe Palmer, commonly referred to as "ShMoZe", played on the MLG Tour for 2 consecutive years, tearing apart the entire competition. He became known for having the world's fastest "Double-Shot", and for his Halo 2 Lessons website, "TheLessonsLive". ShMoZe was born in Westlake, OH, but is now believed to be living somewhere near Detroit, MI. His Lessons-Live website became huge because of the low prices, and quality experience. ShMoZe played using the "Claw" style of holding the controller, similar to MLG's Walshy. His first montage, titled "The Quadtage", was viewed by many as a fake/fraud. The viewers flamed his montage believing that it was all a scam, but they couldn't have been farther from the truth. The Quadtage arguably was the greatest Halo 2 footage to ever be recorded/edited. The website does not seem to be under comission anymore, but the legend lives on. You can check it out at www.lessonslive.moonfruit.com. ShMoZe us rarely on Xbox Live anymore, but those who have seen him play attest to say that, "He's still go it."

"Dude i was ownin' so badly yester at Halo. I felt like i was ShMoZe."

by Jason Ellington May 28, 2008

Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.

Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.

by Percy Jones July 24, 2007

wonder showzen

Show primarily on mtv2 (sometimes on mtv), which at first glance comes off as a kids show , but upon further inspection becomes evident that if indeed your kid did watch this show , they would grow up to be :

a) A pedophile/child pornographer
b) A permanent assylum resident
c) A drug addict

or

d)George Bush's personal assistant.

.. in other words its a work of genius .. just not for people under 15.

Beth: Wonder showzen is cool.
Anne: Yeah me and my daughter used to watch it all the time.
Beth: O you have a daughter? Where is she?
Anne:Dead. She hung herself from the crib.She was only 2 months.
Beth: Omg! Thats so horrible! What happened?
Anne: We planned it. So we could send the video to Wonder Showzen.
Beth: Ohhhh hahaha!I loved that clip! *high five*

by Suede Cleaner September 1, 2008

Shonzee

A male escort, which only entertains rich or wealthy women.

shonzeeescortprostitutewhoreslut

by MikJokes August 24, 2009

Showzenist

A devout follower of the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen who accepts Lord Krondor as his/her savior.

I was talking to Jenny in 5th period and I found out she's a Showzenist!

by Percy Jones May 24, 2007

wonder showzen

Here's what Wonder Showzen is:

Take 1 (one) concept of a children's show, and twist and mutilate the shit out of it for about 10 minutes. Then stretch it out and rub it underneath your crotch like a bath towel. Then throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Then take a piss and a shit on it. Then pour your Heineken on it and light it on fire. Then piss out the fire. Then dump LSD pills and used syringes on it. And then roll it up into a huge Zig-Zag paper and smoke it. And VOILA!! Wonder Showzen!!!

Wonder Showzen is the funniest, most twisted thing I have ever seen on the television screen. If Philo Farnsworth (inventor of the television) knew what Wonder Showzen was back when he was inventing TV, he'd immediately cancel all of his plans and immediately proceed to shoot himself in the head.

by Sultan May 19, 2005