John was diagnosed by his peers of having Shopteria, the Online Shopping disease. Better wear a face mask.
by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020
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It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.
It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.
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The equivalent of Compton California in Skokie Illinois. All the true gangstas come from the hood of Skompton.
by O.G. straight out of Skompton May 18, 2005
Get the Skompton mug.1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.
by AAAICP July 23, 2010
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Get the Shomit mug.Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011
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