shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

SHOFNAR

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

by theFZA May 4, 2005

Shomax

When a guy orgasms while still wearing underwear and pants, almost always at inappropriate times. It is the maximum way to show your happiness.

Mark became very embarrassed when he shomaxed while just making out with Sarah

by pimpmaster6969 January 6, 2011

shimflins

The slender, sinewy veins that remain on the body of a banana after you peel it.

The second of the three parts of a banana:
outer skin
shimflins
fruit inside

I ate my banana but not before I removed several shimflins.

by abijole April 4, 2009

piece of shof

A phrase from Tyler Joseph's tweet, "gotobed you pieceof shof."

I take it to mean "piece of crap."

My old phone was a piece of shof.

go to bed you piece of shof

by NotJoshDun April 15, 2019

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

Shohf

shoft verb, shohfed, shohf-ing

1. The act of Sweeping Her Off Her Feet

Jonathan failed to shohf Megan Fox.

by bigbadbearzy December 28, 2009