You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
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Get the Akron Shoeshine mug.Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.
My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.
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Get the Reverse shoeshine mug.n. - A member of the FBI or a similar plainclothes investigator for law enforcement, referring to their dress code requiring shoes to be highly polished.
Terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.
(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
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