1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle
"Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
by schlitznola May 31, 2009
Get the shoehornmug. the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.
guy: "did you fuck her last night?"
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."
by rtownrutt December 29, 2007
Get the shoehornmug. A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam
by Mr T May 13, 2005
Get the shoehornmug. The act of inserting someone else's foot into your body cavity, normally the anus or vagina, for the purpose of stimulation and, eventually, climax.
I woke up and I couldn't move my legs. The guy from last night had woken up before me and was shoehorning me. After a couple minutes, he came on my shin, then left my apartment.
by TheVirtualTaco September 1, 2012
Get the Shoehorningmug. The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
by seedy old man August 4, 2012
Get the Anal Shoehornmug. A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013
Get the Spokane Shoehornmug. A driving term for an offensive lane change where a driver puts their car into a space where it doesn’t fit but their coming over anyway.
I was just in Chicago last weekend and three drivers pulled a Chicago Shoehorn on me. I had to yield or get in a wreck.
by R-Dickulous August 28, 2019
Get the Chicago Shoehornmug.