Shoulgasm

The act of one's shoulder becoming aroused by any means, resulting in the shoulder to spasm uncontrollalby

Zack: Sam what's wrong with your shoulder? Why does it keep moving around?

Sam: I don't know what's happening.

Zack: Probably just a shoulgasm.

by MS Track Problems January 2, 2013

snorkgasm

Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.

The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.

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x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.

y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.

x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.

y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.

by escuchon May 13, 2008

shockamoo

In a Pentecostal church-to dance and jump and get down before the LORD.

Mark felt God's blessing and shockamooed all over the church house!

by Theophil January 19, 2008

shoegasm

Sexual pleasure you get from buying/wearing/ or just looking at a kick ass pair of shoes.

"Oh my God, look at those pumps, I think I'm having a shoegasm!!!"

by Lauren0289 March 2, 2006

Jersey Shorgasm

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.

Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!

by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

Shoegasm

Pronounced - shu-gaz-uhm; noun; the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of shoe shopping excitation, usually resulting from placement of the foot/feet into a shoe/pair of shoes and is usually accompanied by the purchase of said shoes with complete disregard to pricing.

So I just slid one foot in and I couldn't help myself; I had a shoegasm right there in the middle of the store. Good thing I was sitting down for it.

by Naiad88 May 3, 2011

shockmasta

anyone who has mastered the art of the shocker

Man, Two in the pink, one in the stink...but wait maybe I switch it around cuz I'm a shockmasta!

by tristan phillips November 25, 2007