Shoeist

A person who strongly despises certain types of shoes, descriminating against brands or styles.

You won't let me get the shoes I want! You don't like this style! You are a shoeist!

by Avacadoiam July 16, 2017

Shoenista

A word made up by Tv host Wendy Williams to describe women who love and buy waaaay to many fashionable shoes.

"Did you see the new Jimmy Choo platform patent leather stilettto thigh high boots?"

"I already bought them, you know im a shoenista"

by LalaSC December 15, 2009

semi-soberish

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.

oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.

by gfunk406 June 9, 2011

Soberiety

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

shoedist

one who walks around barefoot. name originates rhyming with "nudist," as your feet are naked.

the hippie movement of the '70s left many shoedists.

by jujubeeabc June 18, 2008

shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

shoebris

The attitude of a girl who goes out in inappropriately uncomfortable shoes without any back-up footwear, thinking that she can handle them. This often results in her feet being in excruciating pain by the end of the night.

A: Why is she taking a cab home? She lives just 5 blocks away!
B: Her shoebris got the better of her and now she's got blisters the size of grapes.

by Tokamak June 22, 2010