Shpoink

The act of a man ejaculating

I shpoinked in her eye!

by Nathan Pazdernik December 5, 2011

Shtoink

A way to say mating, sexing, etc. Easier to say without feeling awkward. To shtoink, shtoinked, shtoinking, etc.

If mom and dad didn't shtoink, you wouldn't be here this very moment.

by Hotcocoagurl April 26, 2010

SHNOINKLE

MOST COMMONLY:
used as a name for someone;
and also in place of the word 'shit'.

CAN ALSO:
be used in place for
just about any curse word.

Jimmy is watching a soccer game with his mom on TV.
His team gets scored on and in frustration instead of yelling 'shit' in front of his mom, yells "SHNOINKLE!"

by Sunshine Varah June 22, 2008

Shloink

Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.

I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.

by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018

shboink

the act of intercouse.

(synonym) sex.

pronounced - shu-boink

Did you guys shboink yet?

We shboinked last night!

I bet shes a good shboink!

by Hektor L. August 7, 2007

shoink

To pirate, plunder or pilfer any item that you please. It works best when the person who you happen to be taking this object from is unaware of your presence or your intentions.

*Better watch out or I might shoink your big screen T.V..

by LoLa October 30, 2004

shnoinker

A unit of measurement equivalent to 3 inches.

My mate is packing a whole shnoinker under that belt.

by Walrus_King1423 December 12, 2022