Show shaft

The act of folding one's penis downward to allow the shaft to show from an open zipper. This is a socially acceptable act, similar to females showing cleavage. But like the nipple, the tip should never show, referred to as a tip slip

That guy R. Lager over there is showing so much shaft i can't get any attention with my six pack abs and Lambo. If i was packing i would surley show shaft!

by CaptainAloha July 28, 2018

Shafted

To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.

Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?”

Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”

by Trevasaures June 16, 2018

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Shaft Bag

A shaft bag is a condom, used to describe, in a more degrading way; tool bags, tools and douche's.

You see a guy with sunglasses on, at night, in the club with or without a blowout haircut... Shaft bag. The guy that runs on the beach and checks himself out mid-run... shaft bag.

by jnick89 June 5, 2013

shaft-grasper

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

by rmcanada June 20, 2013

The Asian Shaft Tipper

It is the asian equivalence of "raw doggin it" , it is when the shaft is covered but the tip is not.

Tim: i totally raw dogged that shit last night
Ace(Asian):yeah i totally pull the asian shaft tipper in that shit last night as well.

by SkyDragon September 12, 2009

Shaft Maintenance

When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.

Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!

by Bosancheros September 14, 2016