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shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
by yuhboi February 29, 2020
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Shlump

From the Latin root of "slumber" and a combination of the slang word "shleep", to be exhausted and drained from a previous event.
Dude, I was up so late last night, I'm so shlumped.
by Picodegallo118 February 4, 2017
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shmumbling

Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.
Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.
by HellowIamEth June 7, 2016
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Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower
Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.
by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010
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Shumpkin

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016
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Smumph

1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny
1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!
by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017
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Shlump

To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.
Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.
by realglizzygobler November 7, 2020
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