shmuel

to argue a stupid point without end leading to the irritation of all surrounding parties

stop arguing with that bitch - your pulling a shmuel

he's shmuelin' out on that dude

by SuperShmuel October 14, 2009

shmuel

an extremely mysterious person
who everyone seems to know
but no one has ever seen in the flesh

person 1: dude, shmuel immed me last night
person 2: who the hell is he? i talk to him all the time but i've never actually seen him
person 1: i hear he's a pimp

by aroundthebender January 13, 2009

shmuel

To use manipulative writing or speech in order to take undue credit or aggrandize one's contributions.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.

His shmuelling is pissing off the whole team.

To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.

by shmuellllll October 6, 2011

shmuel

one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.

llama, alpacker, shmuel.

by abdulallalaadfddd June 19, 2011

shmuel

very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.

Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?

Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.

by ShmuelFan420 April 28, 2022

Shmueling

Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.

(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE

by Mi Kawk May 15, 2022

Pp shmuel

An insult to someone. It means they have a small dick. The word shmuel comes from the boy in the striped pajamas.

Yo move some pp shmuel

by Wokesvmcn23 June 29, 2018