shnuble

an erection that is so massive that it rips the skin on your penis

did you hear that Jake got a shnuble from seeing Trish in math yesterday?

by jack burtin February 16, 2008

Shmumbled

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.

All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.

by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016

Shmule Bar

Describing a disposable vape.

Hey bro can I get a hit of your shmule bar before we leave?

by sttryke June 2, 2022

Shmüzle

Noun:

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.

Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!

by GrockRocket November 20, 2010

Shumble

When a retard is shouting but he is mumbleing at the same time

Fousytube shumbles at a kid on stage

by Fuckmaster27 February 23, 2017

shmule

Another term for a disposable/cheap vape (juuls, kangs, bidis, etc)

Hey bro, cool if i tap your shmule before i dip out?

by ShamokinThunderclap69 January 27, 2022

shmurble

Adj. A word that is used as a curse word supliment.

When people stub their toe the shot cuse words, in its place they would shot shmurble

by Jack Vista February 4, 2008