Shmouse

To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.

A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"

by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009

shmoused

to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.

1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Shmousen

A large bang, bad fire or any such ordeal that's dangerous. Added to the end of a word such as...

Shmouser.

Panzer shmousen (tank with bang)

The I.R.A use big shmousen to defeat the English shmousers

big shmousen, is bad shmousen for little shmousers

the kettle is almost shmousering

by Jankin the grey January 12, 2019

Smotus

When Michael Moore half drowns someone in knee-deep ocean water, and as the victim is gasping for air, he gives himself a sour chocolate milk enema by squeezing the contents of a large plastic milk jug into his anus, before evacuating his bowels down the victim’s throat. The objective of this maneuver is to make the victim’s next bowel movement smell really bad.

I woke up screaming last night after dreaming that Michael Moore gave me a Smotus.

by FierceHog February 23, 2024