Shoestreak

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.

Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.

by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

widen my shoes

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

felony shoes

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....

Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006

Talking shoes

Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.

"Denard think he a playa but he ain't gon' be gettin no play rockin those sorry-ass talking shoes

by raphaelgoldstein March 4, 2010

2k generic shoes

Some trash ass default red shoes in every NBA 2k game but if realesed in real life it would be sold out in 3 mins (Facts)

Eww what are those 2k generic shoes???

by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)

Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

by RaioKai October 15, 2011

Jimmy Two-Shoes

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

by alonsosc98 October 10, 2013