smirktastic

1. A word fangirls use to describe Eli Goldsworthy of the Canadian teen drama Degrassi: The Next Generation.

2. Someone who smirks.

Loverofeli: OMG ELI IS SO SMIRKTASTIC
Artsygirl9: YES

by Loverofeli August 17, 2010

shirken

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

by Kwatter June 24, 2014

Shirk and Jerk

To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.

I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

shmirp

1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood

1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"

by mandashake08 March 23, 2011

shmirb

Shmirb can be used as a word to fill in for a word. It can also be something to call someone if you want to make fun of them in a positive way.

1. “I kind of want to, you know shmirb today.”
2. “What the heck does shmirb mean?”
1. “Of course you would want to know you shmirb.”

by Slormbno March 19, 2021

smirkoo

When the mungoo chungoos the tanadagoo and then he triple quadsects the The referendom bisects the interlude of the trisector which in turns gives an output quadrilateral trisecting the already trisected bisector and the root of the exponent trisects and is mirrored and transversed across the coordingate plain in turn making the Mara Ganera Sauce.

That dude is like a smirkoo

by This and a that February 20, 2021

shmick

1. adj. glamourous

2. v. to dress up

"You look shmick!"

or

"We're going out soon - time to go get schmicko!"

by rowena05 July 11, 2005